It’s all true
A quote from a friend to whom I recently sent some real, printed-on-paper photos:
1) I say this with all love and admiration and foofiness: Right now, somewhere in the world is a schizophrenic serial killer who has just gone off his meds, gotten himself heavily drunk, and at this moment is attempting to write a warning on his bathroom wall about a mind control device implanted in his teeth by CIA-funded aliens. This man has better handwriting than you. :)
2) following from the above, the best I can deduce from the caption of one photo is that you think C. would make an excellent custard.
It’s true. My “absolute best behavior” handwriting is atrocious.

August 5th, 2010 at 5:51 am
This is why we communicate digitally!
August 9th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
John… I’m pretty sure Peggy will hurt you if you turn your daughter into custard.