Many years ago John decided that it would be cool to watch every James Bond movie. I’m not sure what he was thinking, but I went along with it. We only made it about halfway through them. I’m something of a finisher, so I felt I needed to finish the job even though massive amounts of brain cells poured out of my ears and onto the floor every time I watched one. I just watched the last one tonight. I was rating these movies as I watched them, so I now have a rated list for you all that will hopefully scare you away from the worst of them. I rated them 1-5 with 5 being pretty good for a James Bond movie, 3 being watchable, and 1 being just plain terrible. So, here’s the list:

5
From Russia With Love (1963-Sean Connery)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971-Sean Connery)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977-Roger Moore)

4
Live and Let Die (1973-Roger Moore)
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974-Roger Moore)
Moonraker (1979-Roger Moore)
The Living Daylights (1987-Timothy Dalton)
Casino Royale (2006-Daniel Craig)

3
Dr. No (1962-Sean Connery)
Goldfinger (1964-Sean Connery)
Thunderball (1965-Sean Connery)
You Only Live Twice (1967-Sean Connery)
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969-George Lazenby)
Never Say Never Again (1983-Sean Connery)
Octopussy (1983-Roger Moore)
A View to a Kill (1985-Roger Moore)
Licence to Kill (1989-Timothy Dalton)
GoldenEye (1995-Pierce Brosnan)
Die Another Day (2002-Pierce Brosnan)

2
For Your Eyes Only (1981-Roger Moore)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997-Pierce Brosnan)
The World is Not Enough (1999-Pierce Brosnan)
Quantum of Solace (2008-Daniel Craig)

1
Casino Royale (1967-David Niven & Peter Sellers)

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