Yes, I’m still alive…
…but my computer has been dead, hence no updates for almost a month. I fixed it though, so we’re back in business.
A while back I was playing Grand Theft Auto but I think I played too much. I was commuting home from work the other day and saw a parking ramp, and I suddenly got the urge to fling my car off the top of it. See, when I play GTA, I don’t go on any of the missions. I just steal cars and try to wreck them in the most spectacular way possible, which usually involves flinging them off a parking ramp. Using a cheat code to get the tank, I even was able to cram the tank up the ramp and fling it off too. Golf carts, ferraris, SUVs, minivans… get them going fast enough and they hop that little barrier and go flying.

April 16th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
I’m still alive too. I just got back from New Zealand at 6am this morning and have already been parasitized by two woodticks!