Code Monkey wake up, get on internet Code Monkey download song Code Monkey crank up the stereo Code Monkey sing along Code Monkey get up and dance around the room, knock over stack of books Code Monkey keeps dancing, don’t care Code Monkey arms flailing, everywhere Code Monkey likes Fritos… [etc.]

Ha! John decided to put the authors name on ther mini posts. Presumably this is so the Bush gestapo won’t think he’s a patriot. I guess it’s understandable if he’s going to have a kid. You wouldn’t want the poor kid to end up fatherless just because you questioned King George.

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” George W. Bush—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Hmmmm. I guess this is why they call them Southern Baptists.

I just spent three weeks travelling around New Zealand staying in hostels with people from all over the world. I’ve heard for years that the rest of the world hates Americans and it was interesting to here it first hand from almost everyone I met. They definitely hate us. I thought I’d share some of [...]

…but my computer has been dead, hence no updates for almost a month. I fixed it though, so we’re back in business. A while back I was playing Grand Theft Auto but I think I played too much. I was commuting home from work the other day and saw a parking ramp, and I suddenly [...]