“What are you doing?” “I’m putting the kitty dish in the sink, and getting her a new one.” “Ugh, haven’t I said before that really freaks me out?” *shrug* “Animals have diseases that humans can get! I mean, what part of ‘taking plates which the cat ate off of and then washing them and putting [...]

Minnesota Renaissance Festival Downgraded to a Category 1 Geekicane The Minnesota Renaissance Festival, an annual re-enactment of 16th century European culture, has been downgraded from a category 2 to a category 1 geekicane, the National Institute of Geek Culture (NIGC) said in a report released over the weekend. Geekicanes, or “geekstorms”, as they are sometimes [...]

My results for taking this test: Modern, Cool Nerd 69 % Nerd, 82% Geek, 26% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty [...]

I just got a job, and as a result have no free time.

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