yep once again I’m using this instead of e-mail like I probably should! anyway, the package arrived so you can come get your stuff.

Most of the time I come up with some huge plan for April Fools but I just couldn’t think of anything funny and original to do with my web page this year. I could do something like “Hey, Peggy’s pregnant!” but that’s so obvious, and besides I already played that April Fools joke on my [...]

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